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Insists on pour-over coffee from Brooklyn Roasting to get him through Dec. 25th.
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Born Chris but now prefers Kris.
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First stop is Colorado, then California, then Massachusetts. Then munchies.
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Mrs. Claus tatt on his bicep.
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Distills his own moonshine.
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Wraps presents in recycled, biodegradable kraft paper printed with soy ink.
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Only plays Christmas carols on vinyl.
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Gave up sleigh for e-bike.
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Only eats gluten-free cookies left by the fire.
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Man bun under the red hat.