Remember those bleary-eyed mornings before exams? When you would make them a brain-fueling breakfast of pancakes, eggs, bacon, toast, jam, a glass of orange juice and maybe a Ginkgo Biloba pill for good luck? Those days may be long gone (sniff, sniff), but that doesn’t mean you can’t still help them get through midterms.
Whether they’re at away at college or boarding school, there’s only one question you need to ace: Which of these no-fail, small-batch care packages is the one to send to your favorite student?
A) Dorm Munchies: Offset cafeteria food with tasty snacks like Beer & Caramel Pretzel Nuggets (no fake ID needed), addicting Salt & Pepper Potato Chips, Chocolate Chip Cookies that’ll remind them of home and more. Extra credit: This kit is enough to appease even the crankiest roommate.
B) Cram Session: Help them get through the night with this calculated combo of caffeine (the ultimate midterms fuel), protein and sugar. Step 1: Caffeinate with life-changing cold brew coffee; Step 2: Procrastinate (by snacking on reasonable treats like indie popcorn and small-batch cookies); Step 3: Proteinate (with low-carb turkey jerky and amazing nut butter). A+.
C) Popcorn Box: Popcorn that’ll make their eyes pop – light, airy, fluffy, in flavors ranging from savory to sweet. Perfect for late-night study sessions or hangouts, this 3-month popcorn subscription is totally a-maize-ing. At least they’ll pass Pop-ular 101.
D) All of the above: Hey, why not. You’ve always been over the top.
Tutor not included.